gasilsterling.blogg.se - Mad as a hatter

Guard: Don't forget to lock-up when you're done, Mr.Tetch: Ah, this is a side I share only to those closest to me.Alice: I had no idea you were such a man-about-town!.Lady Photographer: Pardon monsieur Tetch, but would you be son kind as to favor us with a photo for our celebrity wall?.Antoine: Monsieur Tetch, I have created a gastronomical delight for you.Thug #1: Okay, maybe we hit him up for money, but we nev.

Thug #2: (after Batman saved them) Hey man! Keep away from me! We never touched the creep.(After reaching the top of the tower) Lousy night for a swim. (Prepares the Batmobile for ejection) Engage. Police Radio: All units, all units: Two possible suicides spotted scaling the Gotham Bridge Suspension Tower.Alfred: Then I'll prepare your usual breakfast.(Police signal starts flashing) The police emergency band just switched on. Alfred Pennyworth: Dare we hope Gotham treats you to an early evening, sir?.Tetch: I'm sorry you had to see that, but they had to be taught a lesson.Tetch: Why don't you do something useful, like.Thug #2: It's your funeral, nutboy! (Tetch puts the cards on their heads) Please, Mr.Tetch: On your way, curs, lest I'm forced to teach you a lesson!.It's always been my philosophy that people should take what they want from life. Tetch: Still waters run deep, my dear.Alice: This is really a surprise, Jervis.

Thug #2: Hey, easy money headed our way!.

Thug #1: Did you see that? Gotta be the batcreep!.

I'm here to help you forget your recent heartbreak. Oh, what could a beautiful girl like her ever see in someone like me.

Tetch: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! She's mine for the asking! I'll sweep her off her feet! Treat her to a wonderful night on the town and- and nothing.

saying we never wanted to see each other again!

Alice: The next thing I knew, we were shouting- screaming.

Alice: I just wanted to talk about where our relationship was going and Billy got so defensive!.

TETCH LISTENS TO ALICE CRYING ON THE OFFICE Never! Look! I've already developed a circuitry card powerful enough to control a human brain! It would be so easy to make her forget her "boorish bo" and love me! Uh- but that would reduce her- to a soulless shell- oh no.

Tetch: Of course, intellectually, I know it's all wrong! She's got a boyfriend after all.

I guess I'm lucky to have two such amazing men in my life.

Alice: That's just what my boyfriend says.

Tetch: Oh- sometimes Alice, I think you're the only one who understands me.

Wayne knows what you mean to the company!

Alice: She's always like that when the big boss drops by.

Cates:You got off easy this time, Tetch, but heads could roll if you slip up again.

Tetch is a valued member of our research team.

Cates: Tetch! I think we owe our founder and employer, Mr.

Tetch: Actually.the prototype isn't quite ready, yet.

Bruce Wayne: Of course! I read your proposal on using microchips to enhance the brain's potential.

Marcia Cates: Bruce, you remember Jervis Tetch.

Alice: (bursting into Tetch's office) Psst, Jervis.

Jervis Tetch: (after a mouse drops a tiny tea cup) Oh dear! Such table manners! Perhaps I can make you act a bit more civilized! Haha! Bravo! Haha! They all laughed when I said I'd find a way to tap in other creatures's mind! Why, with this band and these electrodes, I could control anything!.